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#NIGHT OF THE SHARKS 3D 1080P#It's been coded for Region A use.įrom the opening shot you can tell that the 1080p AVC-encoded video presentation of 'Shark Night' is going to be mediocre at best. It's all housed in a standard keepcase with matching slipcover. #NIGHT OF THE SHARKS 3D MOVIE#The movie comes in a combo pack with a 50GB Blu-ray Disc alongside a disc for the movie's Digital Copy. Like I alluded to above, there's no 3D release for this movie that was initially marketed as 'Shark Night 3D' when it came out in theaters. That's really the only thing the movie is good for. #NIGHT OF THE SHARKS 3D FULL#'Shark Night' is full of chuckles and may be fun to take in while completely wasted, or with a group of equally inebriated friends. Now you have to go through numerous scenes where crap flies at the screen for no reason. Making things even worse is this is a 2D release for a gimmicky 3D movie. The motives behind the hillbillies' plans are even more ridiculous. The explanation for why the sharks are in a land-locked lake is stupefying even by shark-horror spoof standards. #NIGHT OF THE SHARKS 3D TV#But, when a one-armed Malik stomps down to the shore with a spear, after his girlfriend has become girl chum, spouting lines of dialogue like "West Baltimore rules! You take one of mine, I take one of yours," it's hard not to throw any blunt object you have laying around at your TV screen. 'Shark Night' may have been fun had it embraced the hilarity of ' Piranha 3D' and acted more tongue-in-cheek about the whole situation. Yes, it's just as stupid as it sounds and yes he does attempt to bite someone with them later in the movie. ![]() Red (Joshua Leonard), I promise I'm not making this up, has filed down his front teeth to look like shark teeth ( Gee I wonder if he's a bad guy). Dennis Crim (Chris Carmack) is a scuba diving instructor who has a checkered past involving Sara, which basically serves as the convenient plot device for why Dennis went all redneck nutso while she's been gone. I prefer to think the latter, but maybe 'Shark Night' is much smarter than I give it credit for.Įnter the blood-crazed hillbillies that live by the lake (I take back any insinuation that this movie is smart). At that point it's hard to tell if the movie is being ironic or blatantly stupid. Of course the black guy gets eaten first, right? Malik gets chomped up as fast as they arrive to the island. Even then it's a phony CGI-looking shark that looks about as realistic as a plastic bath toy. Twenty-seven minutes! That's how long it takes before the first actual shark sighting. We're inundated by montages of boat races capped off with pop songs as the group of college kids skim across the lake in their boat. Let's cut right to the chase because the movie sure doesn't. ![]() ![]() This is usually where I'd explain the various characters and their motives, but these kids seem to be devoid of anything other than the mantra of "Let's PARTAAAAY!" So a quick list of names should do Beth (Katherine McPhee), Gordon (Joel David Moore), Malik (Sinqua Walls), Blake (Chris Zylka), Maya (Alyssa Diaz) and Nick join Sara for their soon to be blood-soaked vacation (well, this is a PG-13 movie so it's more like blood-basted vacation). Sara has invited her group of pretty college friends to her lake house. And so starts 'Shark Night,' which actually goes through the day too, but who really notices details like that right? Sorry honey, but all that skimpy bathing suit is doing is calling sharks from far and wide to imitate the opening scene of ' Jaws.' An unnamed hottie is ripped side to side in the water as something sinister chomps on her underparts. It's never a great prospect to be the first hot lady on the scene when the movie involves numerous shark attacks. The other love story is about two deranged hillbillies, but we'll get to that in a second. She's everything a young college guy could want: blonde, hot body, and a gigantic lake house secluded on an island in the middle of a shark-infested saltwater lake. Nick (Dustin Milligan) has the hots for Sara (Sara Paxton). 'Shark Night' is really a love story well two love stories actually. ![]()
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